11.17.2008

Beyonce Goes Beyond


Beyonce is dropping her new double album tomorrow titled
I Am...Shasha Fierce. The album will showcase 2 sides of Beyonce - her soft & sensitive raw side, and her booty shakin' sista side. I'm assuming we'll get hit with double single releases, as we have already. If I Were a Boy has Beyonce pouring her heart out in a solid ballad about heart break, wishing the ex knew how it felt to be in her shoes. The flip side All the Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) is an all out foot-stomper. I defy you not to shake your ass as she celebrates new found freedom and being seen out after the breakup. 2 sides to the same situation. 

Supporting these singles are amazing, old school music videos. YouTube has them viewed at well over the 5 million mark. And All The Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) is such a cool fosse tribute, and it will bend your mind as you try to decide if Beyonce's moves are sexy or a full body seizure.


But it's sad the Beyonce is falling into this alternate persona gimmick like others before her. The one that comes to mind is Chris Gaines. Who? I bet you forgot too, just like Beyonce did. Chris Gaines was Garth Brooks' alternative rocker persona, complete with self-titled CD (the Garth Brooks official site won't even acknowledge it in his discography) and fictional biography. The character just served to confuse & frustrate fans with fake appearances on SNL & Behind the Music, and quickly died out. 

Sasha Fierce may suffer the same fate if Beyonce takes herself too seriously with it. And, by the publicity shots of her, I think she is. B has been seen rockin' her metal glove on the red carpet. Which means she's selling it...hard. 

At worst, Beyonce will need to bounce back from Sasha like Mr. Brooks. At best, she's just expanding on Mariah's success with Mimi.





11.16.2008

SNL: So Not Laughing

While Tina Fey provided a much-needed boost for Saturday Night Live, she also left them with their pants down. The spotlight is so hot on SNL these days. They're riding some nice Thursday night Weekend Update time, and NBC even gave them a 9:30 slot on Saturday night. Confusing? Yes. But still a good opportunity. 

More confusing? The SNL writers couldn't capitalize on the attention and actually break out some funny sketches. Even with Paul Rudd, one of the best comedic actors out there, SNL fell seriously flat last week. The highlight was the answer to the question "How do we fill 3 minutes of Weekend Update without Amy?": Get Justin Timberlake to do anything. Maybe JT should moonlight as a writer? 

Check out one of the more flat sketches (one that 'could' have been funny). 

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The opinion of this aspiring sketch writer? Utilize Bill Heder & Will Forts more. Don't put Andy in a supporting role, let him do a character! When he's given a supporting role, we're all just watching to see what he's going to do. When it's nothing, he's just wallpaper.